Saturday, 9 June 2012

50 Shades of Gosling.

So you all have probably heard of 50 Shades of Grey, the erotic romance trilogy that has climbed to the top of the New York Time's bestseller list. Well, at first I didn't know it was erotic romance, because when is that stuff EVER on the New York Time's best seller list!? and I saw some ads in people magazine... Naturally I asked my father to purchase the trilogy for me thinking it was your usual chick lit and was sadly mistaken. Since I had these books just here for the taking and after hearing rave reviews and other not so rave reviews I figured I might as well check it out for myself. 
I'm close to being done the first novel of the trilogy and I'm still unsure what to think of it. There is some really, well kind of horrifying stuff. There are two things that are keeping me reading though. 1. To finish at least the first book to see what the hype is about and 2.  because imagine Christian Grey as Ryan Gosling and it is my sole wish to Hollywood that if this series is turned into a movie that this role must be played by him. Thoughts? Could there ever be a creature more ravishing than Ryan, even in a fictional world?!

On a side note this is probably the most ingenious sign I've ever seen and if I'm ever that close to Ryan I will hold a sign as hysterical and accurate as this. Though with one look between Ryan and I, my sign will be as quickly thrown to the side as Eva Mendes.... 
Can't fight fate! 

Wednesday, 6 June 2012

The race is on....

Today I received life changing news on my Twitter feed. Miley Cyrus is officially engaged to Liam Hemsworth!!!

Girls everywhere can no longer fantasize that they will marry or well f**k Liam. Am I right or am I right?! This is not a situation when one is ecstatic for the people that they have never met saying what a cute couple they are and how cute there babies will be ( in this case extremely attractive). For those of you who don't know, which should be no one! Liam Hemsworth is a GOD (or close). He's basically almost as perfect as our Gosling. He's gorgeous, fit, talented and has an accent. Does any girl need more than this?! NO. Therefore you an all understand the frustration, which I'm assuming most of you are also going through that we will never be the one's to marry him. Please cue the sad dramatic music and pass me the cookie dough.

Can we also address that he knows how to buy good jewellery?! This is all too much.

Not only is Miley sealing the deal but so are too many people around me for my liking. As calculated by one of my besties if we want to get married before were thirty and want to date for at least two years before getting engaged well we need boyfriends NOW. Should we really be 19, 20 years old worrying about when were going to get our diamond! Can't everything just fall into place? Are we supposed to have accounts online to date already? With the fact that 75% of people that get married under 25 get divorced. What's the rush?

Where is this man telling me "I like you just the way you are".... preferably in a british accent? 

Right now all I can hope for is that by the time I'm famous, Liley will have split and I can catch Liam for another walk down the aisle. Until than...

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